Boris Is A Lying Cunt

 

The 31st of October
That’s when it will be all over, yes it will
That’ll be the day the UK dies
I am Boris Johnson’s son
Never heard nothin’ but bad things about him
Mother I’m depending on you to tell me the truth
Mother just hung her head and said, son

Boris is a lying cunt
And so’s his running partner Jeremy Hunt
But when he lies, it’s just a publicity stunt
Boris is a lying cunt
And so’s his running partner Jeremy Hunt
But when he lies, the press say it’s a bit of fun

Hey Mother!
Is it true what they say that Boris never worked a day in his life
And Mother, some bad talk goin’ round town sayin’ that
Boris had three outside children
And another wife, and that ain’t right
Heard some talk Boris doing some storefront preachin’
Talking about saving souls and all the time leechin’
Dealing in dirt, and stealing in the name of the Lords
Mother just hung her head and said

Boris is a lying cunt
And so’s his running partner Jeremy Hunt
But when he lies, it’s just a publicity stunt
Boris is a lying cunt
And so’s his running partner Jeremy Hunt
But when he lies, the press say it’s a bit of fun

Hey Mother
I heard Boris called blacks piccaninnies
Said they had watermelon smiles and then he
Said homosexuals were bumboys
And Muslim women pillar boxes
Folks say Boris never was much on thinking
Spent most of his time chasing women and drinking
Mother I’m depending on you to tell me the truth
Mother looked up with a tear in her eye and said, son

 

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10 Comments on "Boris Is A Lying Cunt"

  1. He is a lying out for him self Tory selfish person and party

  2. Adam David Hiley | April 3, 2020 at 11:56 pm | Reply

    LMAO love it I can’t stand Him get rid of Johnson & His crew now

  3. This is excellent, all future news on anything at all should be sung, and have this same chorus.

    Could be followed up with how he lied to the queen was found unanimously guilty by an unprecedented 13QCs and then given a promotion, supporting that he’s a lying cunt and the most over promoted lying cunt since his inspiration Adolf. You did well not to use the word killer, very diplomatic of you.

  4. Oh my, this is brilliant! One of my fave songs just got an upgrade. Boris is a lying cunt, how can you tell he is a lying cunt? His lips are moving! Time for this excuse of a man to paltoggle off the political stage, hopefully it will be a high one. He can take his obnoxious plsymates with him as well. Fed up with his crap and all of his Tory rubbish.

  5. Mricdavid23@gmail.com | December 10, 2020 at 10:19 am | Reply

    Evil Bastard who would even sell his mother to get himself out of trouble.

  6. fat spoilt bullied to. sister an brother more ground.

  7. Conservative Arshole and Liar of the Conservative Party

  8. Boris is a lazy oaf.

  9. Just another in a long line of puppets installed to power to represent the elite. I give up with all of them. Damn the British public for being so gullible.

  10. This cunt should be pulled inside out through its mouth to reveal all the shit inside.

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