Northampton Feeling
I slipped out this morning from Farthing Wood Went down the high street to look for food Climbed on the roof of a chemist shop I scratched my arse and down I dropped Northampton…
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Get It Up Ye
Isn’t it ironic that the Conservatives are now saying you should have voted for our crap deal and, no luck, we’ve made the deal even crappier. So get it up ye! Does that not…
Sharon
Celebrity Mastermind contestant has a stab at trying to guess who Greta Thunberg is. Set to the Batman theme by the Brian Setzer Orchestra.
Jellyfish Johnson
For a while, the BBC knew what to do Setting up an interview With Andrew Neil on their side We thought we knew what was true For a while, we paid no mind to…
Hey Jo
Hey Jo, where you goin’ with that cheque in your hand? Hey Jo, I said where you goin’ with that cheque in your hand? Alright I’m gonna take the SNP to court You know…
Gie Us Some Peace
Everybody’s talking about The government regiment, vehement management Embarrassment in Parliament Postponement entanglement Impeachment excrement Stick it up your fundament All we are saying is gie us some peace All we are saying is…
Technology Lessons
Your mattress will monitor your nightmares Your fridges will beep for more cheese We’ll be culled by pink-eyed terminators And limbless chickens will run free You’ll see It’s the future according to me I…
Stop Prorogation
Stop prorogation In the name of the supreme court Boris, Boris, I’m aware of what you do Each time you hear a ‘Boo!’ I know you’re in No.10 Meeting your other love again But…
Swinson (Starry Starry Eyed)
Starry starry eyed Paint your palette blue and gray Wash those liberal tears away From eyes that know the darkness in your soul Further your career Invite more tories in, don’t hear Just how…
Fuck Off Scotland
Fuck off Scotland, off you fuck Off you fuck You whinging Jocks We’ve had enough of your socialist paradise Engerlund is twice as nice So fuck off Scotland Off you fuck Fuck off Scotland,…