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Neil and Nigel sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G Talking bout nazis and slavery Scintillating commentary For Cunteryfile on BBC Oliver and Farage sitting in a tree Making up their own history Neil says to…
Neil and Nigel sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G Talking bout nazis and slavery Scintillating commentary For Cunteryfile on BBC Oliver and Farage sitting in a tree Making up their own history Neil says to…
Jimmy Savile was a philanthropist Stick that on your list The next time you decide to defend a statue Try to think it through Why d’you think he felt the need to give away…
And now Durham is near I’ll put a final spurt on My friend stay six feet clear I’m head of state, of that I’m certain I drove 500 miles I travelled each and every…
Do you remember Pretty In Pink by The Psychedelic Furs? I’ll tell you who isn’t pretty in the pink – Olly fucking Murs He wants us to think he’s a cheeky wee tinker He…
It should be safe to share this, but please wash your ears after listening. An E.P. of pandemic proportions. Track Listing: I Touch My Face Is This Like Flu? I Saw Mommy Nicking Sanitisers…
pic © broad daylight www.broaddaylightltd.co.uk Canedolia (An Off-Concrete Scotch Fantasia) by Edwin Morgan music – Tommy Mackay oa! hoy! awe! ba! mey! who saw? rhu saw rum. garve saw smoo. nigg saw tain. lairg…
Ladies and gentlemen – the latest brain fart from the President Of The United States Of America. with apologies to The Trammps.
Always on TV, on another journey Michael Portillo’s red Chinos Off on a train, again and again Michael Portillo’s red Chinos I even saw them in Fife, heading up to Dundee It’s not top…
A brand new album for 2020. From the T to the O to the M to the M to the Y. From the M.A.C to the K to the A to the Y. On Spotify…
I slipped out this morning from Farthing Wood Went down the high street to look for food Climbed on the roof of a chemist shop I scratched my arse and down I dropped Northampton…