“It’s in everybody’s interest that we just all keep the heid around this and do the right things.”

Keep the heid
Keep the heid

I was thirsting for a beer (keep the heid, keep the heid)
But pubs now have no atmosphere (keep the heid, keep the heid)
It’s hard enough to keep distance
I was dying for a piss
Thank god the bogs are contactless

Entering the Gents – good grief! (keep the heid, keep the heid)
They’ve actually got soap in here (keep the heid, keep the heid)
I’ve never seen that before
Working taps and hand cleanser
There’s guys washing their hands – wooah!

I’ve seen every pub there is
Been to every dive there is
Been in loads just for a piss
But I’ve never seen anything like this
Keeping a urinal apart – it’s bliss
Cleaning products at the sink
We’re gonna keep the heid, keep the heid
Keep the heid, keep the heid

Cheers!

That’s no a sherry.