There’s always a smile on my face
God, it’s so easy to fool the public
And when it comes down to cyberspace
Now honey, that’s quite a different subject

So just let this old ad campaign
Worm its way inside your brain
It’s sad (Sad, sad, sad, sad)
Oh, I’ll be glad
When I’m gone and you’re hurtin’ so bad
Like a clown I pretend to be glad (Sad, sad, sad, sad)

Now there’s some sad things known to man
But ain’t too much sadder than
The tiers of a clown,
When you need to lockdown*

Oh yeah, baby

 

*chorus – words by @RobinFlavell