She Adjusted My Ballcock


I found her in the yellow pages
Which I’m sure you will agree
Is quite old fashioned in these daft ages
She had a novel way to gain entry

She climbed in through my bathroom window
And got right into plumbing
My old knackered cistern
She was really something

She didn’t even knock
She adjusted my ballcock
She didn’t need to rush
And now everything is flush


from the album 6 Months Later by The Meatless

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