Wobbly Rocket
I got a wobbly rocket and I’m firing from Faslane I got a wobbly rocket and I’m gonna be renewed again I give good warhead, but I’ve got a lousy aim And now the finger…
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Dear Ringo
“Please! After the 20th October, do not send fan mail to any address that you have. Nothing will be signed after the 20th October.” Dear Ringo Won’t you come out to play? Worrabout a…
Tommy Sheppard
Tommy Sheppard SNP He used to give me gigs But now he hangs round that Westminster crowd Kicking the Tories in the dick He used to be in Labour But now they’re dead of…
Only Shoes
Every woman, every man, thinks they’re a comedian Stand up, stand up…. Everybody throws their fists except journalists Who throw footwear Footwear All he wanted was to hit Bush on the nose His sole…
Tory
Video of the song from The Ross Boys EP by Half Bam Half Whisky
I Want Moore
From the album Phineas Freak & The Smooth Perturbations featuring Patrick Moore. In tribute to Holger Czukay RIP.
Kez
Kez, I can almost remember the Labour Party That time you told them that you wanted autonomy And Kez I thought the only lonely place was in your head Kez is your father as bold…
Jeremy Corbyn’s Beard
Hi my name is Steve And I’m the beard Of Jeremy Corbyn You might think it weird The fight starts here Or at least tomorrow morning The revolution will not be televised But it will…
New Scotland
I was fifty years when I wrote this song I’m still fifty now but I won’t be for long People ask me when will you grow up to be a man But I still…
Uranium
Reality stars directing our fate and we’re praying it’s not too late Uranium Raving psychosis and whispering kittens Bright orange coupon and Mexican mittens You all know what uranium is Nuclear weapons and other…