My Favourite Dictators
Would you like to blow on some hot potatoes? And cuddle up to history’s best debaters My aye aye aye My favourite dictators… from the album Imagine There’s No Album by The Sensational Alex…
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Ophelia
Ophelia, you’re breaking the sky You’re making John Redwood more scary Oh, Ophelia, you made the sun red Wood John be more dead than alive if he tried The weather bods are getting uptight…
Positively Forth Bridge
You got a lotta cables to keep you in suspense You span the Forth from Fife to South Queensferry You used to have a toll when that used to make sense But now that…
Colonel Gadaftie
Who’s the gal when things get rough Sitting on a tank and stuff? You’re havin a laugh eh? It’s Colonel Gadaftie! from the album Ruth Is Stranger Than Richard by Half Bam Half Whisky….
Crazy Boris
There’s an arsehole with floppy hair Yes, it’s Boris Johnston – London Mayor He’s a pillock, but those cockernees Think it’s funny they’ve elected him big cheese What a show, there he goes befriending Merseyside,…
Nick Robinson
(words by @Tucker5law) And here’s to you, Mr Robinson Kuensberg loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo God bless you please, Mr Robinson Newsnight likes to stay above the fray? hey…
Coment On The Latest Jackie Baillie Pish
Give a man a fishing rod and he can fish Give the Scottish Labour Party one wee wish That their emails were worth seeing Without the subject being Coment on the latest Jackie Baillie…
Corbynmania
Wotcha gonna do, brother Wotcha gonna do When Corbymania runs wild on you… from the album Tales From The Locker Room by The Jung Ones. Listen here
Solid Gold Easy Redaction (Anas Sarwar edit)
Anas Sarwar never learns Now he’s fucked up his tax returns He thought he’d covered up his tracks and Buggered up his own redaction, baby He posted everything on line And couldn’t take them…
Fight The Right
You wake up late for work man you don’t wanna go You look at the papers and you think oh no They’re blaming the poor and the immigrants What a shower of shit, what…