Sausage Roll Away The Stone
Baby, I really need to know If you say Van Gogh or Van Go? D’you say scone or scone? D’you say scone or scone? And if we use our legs We could hurry on…
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It’s A Fine Life
Small pleasures, hidden from the treasury – who would deny Jimmy Carr? Oh His tax avoidance measures are the same as Gary Barlow They’re loaded, they’ve hoarded millions from DVDs They never tire of it,…
Free Fallon
He’s a bad boy, loves his mummy Loves Theresa and Brexit too He’s a bad boy, who’s got no defence now Free falling below his own high standards oooh And it’s a long day lyin’…
Rack And Ruin
Well, I don’t care about this tory. Rack, rack, rack and ruin – I is cool Gonna shake my magic money tree Rack, rack, rack and ruin- I is cool I’m so tired of all…
My Favourite Dictators
Would you like to blow on some hot potatoes? And cuddle up to history’s best debaters My aye aye aye My favourite dictators… from the album Imagine There’s No Album by The Sensational Alex…
Ophelia
Ophelia, you’re breaking the sky You’re making John Redwood more scary Oh, Ophelia, you made the sun red Wood John be more dead than alive if he tried The weather bods are getting uptight…
Positively Forth Bridge
You got a lotta cables to keep you in suspense You span the Forth from Fife to South Queensferry You used to have a toll when that used to make sense But now that…
Colonel Gadaftie
Who’s the gal when things get rough Sitting on a tank and stuff? You’re havin a laugh eh? It’s Colonel Gadaftie! from the album Ruth Is Stranger Than Richard by Half Bam Half Whisky….
Crazy Boris
There’s an arsehole with floppy hair Yes, it’s Boris Johnston – London Mayor He’s a pillock, but those cockernees Think it’s funny they’ve elected him big cheese What a show, there he goes befriending Merseyside,…
Nick Robinson
(words by @Tucker5law) And here’s to you, Mr Robinson Kuensberg loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo God bless you please, Mr Robinson Newsnight likes to stay above the fray? hey…