Nick Robinson

(words by @Tucker5law)

And here’s to you, Mr Robinson
Kuensberg loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo
God bless you please, Mr Robinson
Newsnight likes to stay above the fray? hey hey hey
Hey hey hey

We’d like to know a little bit about you for our files
Like the fact that you were a young Tory
Look around the news team at the sympathetic eyes
Stride through Broadcasting House, I’m sure you feel at home

And here’s to you, Mr Robinson
Paxman loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo
God bless you please, Mr Robinson
The knighthood must quite soon be on its way, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey

Slide it in a short aside that no one ever checks
Sneak it in the close before the handshake
It’s a little bias, just the Robinsons’ affair
Most of all, you’ve got to keep it off youTube

Coo coo ca-choo, Mr Robinson
Jo Coburn loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo
What’s that you say, Mr Robinson
You’ll join the BBC Trust one fine day hey hey hey
Hey hey hey

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday morning show
Going to the candidates’ debates
Laugh about it, shout about it
When we’ve got to choose
Every way WE look at it WE lose

When will you go, Mr Robinson?
A nation turns its open eyes from you, wo wo wo
What’s that you say, Mr Robinson
Salmond “didn’t answer”?
So YOU say, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey

from the album Slime Of The Times by Half Bam Half Whisky. Listen here

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