Donald’s Shoes
In an assassination attempt Try not to look unkempt Or duck Stand up, stand up Stand up! If you’ve just had your ear pierced It’s important to look fierce As fuck Stand up, stand…
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Politics Of Optics
How it looks That’s what’s important Not how it is That’s by and by Oh cheeky cheeky Oh naughty sneaky You’re so perceptive Thank you The politics of optics Think carefully The politics of…
Haunted By The Ghost Of An Edwardian Zebra
Do you remember that drizzly day? Somewhere in London In the middle of nowhere Didn’t have nothing to do that day Didn’t wanna do nothing anyway I stood behind you in the road Like…
Tory Wipeout
And there you have it. Too many names to fit into one song. For full list see Portillogeddon.com see also:
Vote Them Out
If you’re working class Get up off your arse And vote them out If you’re middle class Get up off your arse And vote them out If you’re upper class Sit back, have another glass…
Parachuted Grifter
Scottish Labour parachute in their ‘local’ candidates just in time for the General Election. Inspired by this tweet: see also:
The Giving Of Fucks
The day I stop giving a fuck is the day the fuckers win Even if all around us are losing their fucks and blaming the same fucking thing These fucking times we live in…
Anyone Can Eno
The collaboration the world has been aching for. Eno and Cluster on synth treatments and TV aerial, Rod Hull on vocals. Inspired by Luke Haines artwork ‘Rod Hull and Eno’ which you can admire…
Get Up My Old Man
Joni Mitchell’s Old Man is urged to Get Up. From The Turquoise Album see also:
You Bet
“I’ll bet you a thousand pounds to a refugee charity you don’t get anybody on those planes before the election. Will you take that bet?” “Well I want to get the people on the…