We Haven’t Got A Sausage
Poor wee Rishi, hasnae got a dishy for the Sky TV. see also:
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Heavy Potato Encounter
Scots Tory leader to resign. Or stand down. Or move away . Or something. see also:
There’s A Shark
New release from Supertrump. Everybody sing “There’s a shark ten yards away from the boat. Ten yards.” see also:
Red Eyed And Reckless
Cabaret Voltaire’s album ‘Red Mecca’ mixed with Taylor Swift’s album ‘Red.’ This is what they want! Tracks: A State of Evil Sly Beautiful Tragic Red Landslide A Thousand Treacheries I Almost Do Red Mask Trouble…
Splash The Fash
As the milkshake movement stages a comeback, we reminisce about past attacks… Well, shake it up, baby, now (Shake it up, baby) Splash the fash (splash the fash) C’mon c’mon, c’mon, c’mon, baby, now…
Very Normal Innocent Men
Hacker and Trump – just very normal innocent men. see also: The Age Of Absurdity Mr Trump Is Magic
Looking Forward To All The Football
Hear Rishi Sunak having a right laugh talking about football. Soccer! see also:
Some Day A Real Rain Will Come
Taxi Driver meets General Election as Rishi Sunak dissolves. see also:
Throw Me In The Sex Bin
The Scottish culture secretary has demanded an urgent meeting with Creative Scotland to discuss why an arts project involving real sex was given over £100,000 in funding. She was the talk of the Fringe…
Castral Fallvernon
From the Falls album. Hear Daren Garratt’s excellent Mark E Smith impression as he describes how Mark cut his quiff off. see also: