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Throw Me In The Sex Bin

The Scottish culture secretary has demanded an urgent meeting with Creative Scotland to discuss why an arts project involving real sex was given over £100,000 in funding.   She was the talk of the Fringe…


Castral Fallvernon

  From the Falls album. Hear Daren Garratt’s excellent Mark E Smith impression as he describes how Mark cut his quiff off.   see also:


Untitled

  The winning entry in the Reckless Eurovision Song Contest. Based on a tune by John Cage. Check out all the entries in the Reckless Eurovision Song Contest


R.I.P. Steve Albini

  A stramash-up of Steve Albini talking about The Fall on the Oh Brother podcast backed by Big Black’s ‘Kerosene’   see also:


Fuck That Clown

  Ice T  v Keir Starmer in a beef that shows no sign of escalating. Shame. see also:



Vonc In The Yousaf

  Lorna came from Canada – Calgary Patrick from Vale of Leven, they and Douglas and Anas Thought that they could kick some ass They said, “Hey babe, have a vonc* in the Yousaf” Said,…


Obsequious

  A republican reading from a bible to his king Can you imagine anything More obsequious Birds fly Broken Sacrificed for a new nirvana Please sir, please sir, can we be independent? But first have…


Bute House Sycophants

  Bute House Stenhouse, Broomhouse Muirhouse, Southhouse From Abbeyhill to Balgreen The cooncil keep the city clean They call them Bute House Oh Butehouse Bute House Sycophants 25 goes to Holyrood Smoking not allowed on…