C-People
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! We don’t understand the British people You can trust me You’ve done me wrong, your time is up You took a sip from the devil’s cup You broke my heart, there’s…
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No Smacking, No Fracking, No Union Jacking
S.C.O.T.L.A.N.D Massive heart, wee country Reject the landlord, reject the laird Celebrate John Logie Baird And Alexander Graham Bell I could make a list like Billy Joel But that would be just too cringey…
Fly Bonny Boat
See that bonny boat like a bird on the wing Floating near Banff in the sky Bending the light, it’s a form of mirage Known as Fata Morgana Isn’t science wonderful? Things are not…
Lucy Rimmer R.I.P.
Another ex Fall member gone. Here’s Lucy Rimmer singing the Jeff Lynne song ‘Birthday’ from the Sinister Waltz compilation album. She had a birthday yesterday, she cried Took off her glasses, let her hair…
A Hard List’s Gonna Leak
Oh where did you find this list my son? It was on the internet Well read it out – go on Damien Green, first secretary of state, handsy at parties Dan Poulter, impregnated former…
I Hate You Butler
Blakey in trouble after being reported to the polis for hate crime. From the album C’Mon My Bus by Snarks see also:
When The Balloon Goes Up
As Michael Gove draws up a list of extremists, we are reminded of Jimmy plotting a coup in ‘The Rise And Fall Of Reginald Perrin.’ Accompanied by R.E.M. see also:
Monarchy Medley
As photo manipulation enters the bizzarro royal saga, here’s an old Reckless video from 2013 showing just how easy it is to mess about with pixels. see also:
Manic Cuntday
The cunt is back. Savour his name being ‘misspoke’ on live TV and radio. See other previous contributors below… Sixth of December, 2010 James Naughtie on the Today programme… I guess I just won’t…
Precious Jewish Space Lasers
Marjorie Taylor Greene tells Emily Maitlis to fuck off. Accompanied by The Pretenders. see also: