Monarchy Medley
As photo manipulation enters the bizzarro royal saga, here’s an old Reckless video from 2013 showing just how easy it is to mess about with pixels. see also:
News
Manic Cuntday
The cunt is back. Savour his name being ‘misspoke’ on live TV and radio. See other previous contributors below… Sixth of December, 2010 James Naughtie on the Today programme… I guess I just won’t…
Precious Jewish Space Lasers
Marjorie Taylor Greene tells Emily Maitlis to fuck off. Accompanied by The Pretenders. see also:
Trial And Error
Take a step forward for the worse Take a leap backwards for the better Keep your story short and well versed Try to write a different letter You can at least work it out…
Wonkas
Soundtrack as you enter the Willy Wonka Experience in Glasgow. see also: Sowsages Deep Jump
Bohemian Anchovy
After researchers believe they’ve recorded potentially the first-ever sighting of an adult abyssal fish, Melanocetus johnsonii, in broad daylight, the Reckless reckons it was singing this epic song which crammed in more fish puns than…
Hello Little Baby
John Savident R.I.P.
Total Absolute Abject Chaos
Summary of yesterday’s news featuring Mark E Smith. Hyup! see also:
Nicholas Witchell
He cowers in London Nicholas Witchell Royalty watcher, sycophant Kowtowing in London Nicholas Witchell Ingratiating and creepy as hell He’ll even defend Prince Andrew, what’s that all about? Gawd ‘elp us when the Queen…
Feeble, Bloodless, Focus-Grouped Pusillanimity
Feeble, bloodless, focus-grouped pusillanimity Feeble, bloodless, focus-grouped pusillanimity Feeble, bloodless, focus-grouped pusillanimity Feeble, bloodless, focus-grouped pusillanimity Do you remember the Labour Party? When it stood for equality? Do you remember party politics? Do you…