Trial And Error
Take a step forward for the worse Take a leap backwards for the better Keep your story short and well versed Try to write a different letter You can at least work it out…
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Wonkas
Soundtrack as you enter the Willy Wonka Experience in Glasgow. see also: Sowsages Deep Jump
Bohemian Anchovy
After researchers believe they’ve recorded potentially the first-ever sighting of an adult abyssal fish, Melanocetus johnsonii, in broad daylight, the Reckless reckons it was singing this epic song which crammed in more fish puns than…
Hello Little Baby
John Savident R.I.P.
Total Absolute Abject Chaos
Summary of yesterday’s news featuring Mark E Smith. Hyup! see also:
Nicholas Witchell
He cowers in London Nicholas Witchell Royalty watcher, sycophant Kowtowing in London Nicholas Witchell Ingratiating and creepy as hell He’ll even defend Prince Andrew, what’s that all about? Gawd ‘elp us when the Queen…
Feeble, Bloodless, Focus-Grouped Pusillanimity
Feeble, bloodless, focus-grouped pusillanimity Feeble, bloodless, focus-grouped pusillanimity Feeble, bloodless, focus-grouped pusillanimity Feeble, bloodless, focus-grouped pusillanimity Do you remember the Labour Party? When it stood for equality? Do you remember party politics? Do you…
Douglas Ross Ya Fucking Wanker
Douglas Ross being held to account on the streets of Edinburgh. see also:
Why Is Everybody Always Picking On Me?
Fe-fe, fi-fi, fo-fo, fum I smell fear in the auditorium Ian Brown, Ian Brown He’s a clown, that Ian Brown Whosoever tries to bring me down would have to be beneath me (Why’s everybody…
The Boy Seems Alright To Me
The best screen detectives ever, Inspector Villiers and Sergeant McManus from An American Werewolf In London, perform their greatest work backed by Herbert Chappell’s 1965 composition “The Gonk” which plays in the shopping mall…