Nicholas Witchell


He cowers in London
Nicholas Witchell
Royalty watcher, sycophant
Kowtowing in London
Nicholas Witchell
Ingratiating and creepy as hell

He’ll even defend Prince Andrew, what’s that all about?
Gawd ‘elp us when the Queen checks out, he’ll be distraught
The epitome of the forelock tugging press who bow, bow, bow, bow, bow
Even old Prince Charlie Farley cannot stand him

(“I can’t bear that man. I mean, he’s so awful, he really is”)

And he’s seen their greed increasing
And he’s seen their black hearts craving
And he’s seen their blue blood searing
Cold as dead body chalk lines on the paving

Cower in London

La la Landinium


see also:

Alastair Stewart

BBC Shortbread

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