Javelina
A rewrite of Billy Joel’s ‘Always A Woman To Me’ as suggested by Col:
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Useless Fuck Pigs
The Covid inquiry throws up some truths. see also:
The Out There Mixes
A collection of ‘out there’ stramash-ups featuring strange bedfellows and the like. Tracks: I Am Illya Kuryakin If I Ruled The World London Corrie Leathery Canapace Feelings With Lulu and Les Mellie Mellie Mellie Nausea…
Schrödinger’s Referendum (Can I Get A Reset?)
Schrödinger Referendum is on and off the table as well Oh bloody hell It’s a humdinger Neverending thought experiment Such an entanglement Remind me to never let him Babysit my cat again Is it…
Captain Tom’s Daughter
Captain Tom’s Daughter meets Mark E Smith. A nation pukes. see also:
Einstuerzende Neuwaddywaddy
Not a lot of people know that Showaddywaddy supported Einstuerzende Neubauten back in the day. Now, imagine what they would have sounded like if they collaborated. see also:
That Is What Cunts Do
Dodgy version of Penny Mordaunt’s ‘Stand up and fight’ speech. see also:
Do The Iceblink Conga
Cocteau Twins meet Black Lace in a car crash conga. see also:
Woke Train
People all over the world Join hands Start a woke train, woke train People all over the world Join hands Start a woke train, woke train* The HS2 must be derailed in Engerland The…
Leathery Carapace
Lord, it’s hard to be humble… “Elites have open contempt for those who are not members of their rarefied class. Much of the media is in cahoots with those elites, peddling political narratives rather…