Schrödinger’s Referendum (Can I Get A Reset?)
Schrödinger Referendum is on and off the table as well Oh bloody hell It’s a humdinger Neverending thought experiment Such an entanglement Remind me to never let him Babysit my cat again Is it…
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Captain Tom’s Daughter
Captain Tom’s Daughter meets Mark E Smith. A nation pukes. see also:
Einstuerzende Neuwaddywaddy
Not a lot of people know that Showaddywaddy supported Einstuerzende Neubauten back in the day. Now, imagine what they would have sounded like if they collaborated. see also:
That Is What Cunts Do
Dodgy version of Penny Mordaunt’s ‘Stand up and fight’ speech. see also:
Do The Iceblink Conga
Cocteau Twins meet Black Lace in a car crash conga. see also:
Woke Train
People all over the world Join hands Start a woke train, woke train People all over the world Join hands Start a woke train, woke train* The HS2 must be derailed in Engerland The…
Leathery Carapace
Lord, it’s hard to be humble… “Elites have open contempt for those who are not members of their rarefied class. Much of the media is in cahoots with those elites, peddling political narratives rather…
Seven Deadly Bins
Oh oh the dustbin men at No.10 Think it’s such a fucking shame That the sinister prime minister Never makes them daisy chains They’re swapping disappointing incidents While offshore another boat pulls in And…
Top Of The Popstock Vol.4
The fourth volume of Mark E Smith doing his thing over various pop tunes. Tracks: Chip Priest I’m A Mekon How I Wrote Terror Man Totally Wire Beatles Bones Is This New Order? Hard Life…
How I Wrote Terror Man
Are you there Mark? Is there anybody there? Yeah! It’s the news headlines No, it’s not We’re going straight to me This is breaking news It’s fast happening I’m eternally grateful To my past…