Return the Elgin Marbles
Ambassador Extraordinary of His Majesty And Minister Plenipotentiary To the Sublime Porte of the Sultan of Turkey Lord Elgin, Lord Elgin, Lord Elgin, Lord Elgin Lord Elgin, Lord Elgin, (That filthy piece of toerag),…
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You Can’t Use This
Little Rishi tries to use a hammer. see also:
Afuera
Argentina has elected far-right libertarian Javier Milei as their new president. Here he is being an arse, backed by ‘Tequila!’ original footage: Argentina's new president Javier Milei has big plans for the government. pic.twitter.com/4uUZNKsXsM…
99% Of Little England Love Nigel Farage
99% of Little England love Nigel Farage He’s a cross between a gargoyle and a bullfrog at large It should be pronounced ‘Faridge,’ I don’t say ‘gararge’ You won’t find him in Claridges, or…
Sow And Then
The pig is back, so here’s a medley of his grating hits – ‘Posh Twat In The Pig,’ ‘It’s Different For Toffs,’ ‘A Pig Boy Did It And Ran Away,’ ‘Listen To The Doctor’…
Sowing Poppy Seeds
‘Armistice Day’ by Paul Simon backs The Jesus and Mary Chain’s ‘Sowing Seeds’ illustrated by the pathetic hypocrisy of Tory virtue signallers. see also:
Riot In EH16
On November the fifth in 2023 They were chucking fireworks at the polis in Niddrie The Edinburgh Evening News put it on the front page But they used a fake picture tryin’ to cause…
Javelina
A rewrite of Billy Joel’s ‘Always A Woman To Me’ as suggested by Col:
Useless Fuck Pigs
The Covid inquiry throws up some truths. see also:
The Out There Mixes
A collection of ‘out there’ stramash-ups featuring strange bedfellows and the like. Tracks: I Am Illya Kuryakin If I Ruled The World London Corrie Leathery Canapace Feelings With Lulu and Les Mellie Mellie Mellie Nausea…