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Gaudy Dubai Bar
In a gaudy Dubai bar Someone drinking a cocktail infected with an ancient parasite trapped in the glacial ice is definitely how our species ends In a gaudy Dubai bar Which is far far…
New Years
Since 2013, The Daily Reckless has composed a new song every January for the upcoming year. Here they all are so far. Tracks: 1. 2013 2. 2014 3. 2015 4. 2016 5. 2017 6. 2018…
Reckless Carols
The only Christmas album you need. Tracks: Christmas Broccoli Holly Willoughby No One Knows King Wenceslas The Possible Presence Of Moths Shaggy Sting Michelle And Albert Oi Joy Nicola Sturgeon Stole My Skiing Holiday What…
No One Knows King Wenceslas
Mana mana Mana mana Mana mana Good King Wenceslas looked out On the Feast of Stephen When the snow lay round about Deep and crisp and even Brightly shone the moon that night Though…
Michelle And Albert
Michelle Mone and Albert Einstein Shared a flat in Glasgow Cross He taught her his special theory She bought bras and pants and yachts Then the rona came to stay PPE = Much Cash…
In A Blissful Sepulchre A Trois
In a blissful sepulchre a trois* Ian Murray, Keir and Thatcher Ding dong merrily huzzah Donner, Blitzen and Prancer Gloria Whose patter is the shite-est? *from the Greg Moodie cartoon from the album Reckless…
Nicola Sturgeon Stole My Skiing Holiday
Nicola Sturgeon stole my skiing holiday From underneath my nose and silver spoon Now Humza wants to keep My extra earnings, what a creep He thinks I should just give up To feed the…
The Possible Presence Of Moths
If you want stuffing I’ll tell you this for nothing Get to Tesco’s Cos anything goes With the possible presence of moths With butterflies in your stomach Taste the lice in their Tunnocks Jack…
Ain’t No Boat
He says “It’s not you – it’s me I need a little time, a little space a plane to fly myself away you know?” Oh yes, I know a liar when I hear one…