Michelle And Albert


Michelle Mone and Albert Einstein
Shared a flat in Glasgow Cross
He taught her his special theory
She bought bras and pants and yachts

Then the rona came to stay
PPE = Much Cash squared
Now she says it wisnae me
Who does she think she is – Shaggy?

Hark the scanties angel sings
Blame Sunak for everything

from the album Reckless Carols

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