In a blissful sepulchre a trois*
Ian Murray, Keir and Thatcher
Ding dong merrily huzzah
Donner, Blitzen and Prancer

Gloria

Whose patter is the shite-est?

*from the Greg Moodie cartoon

from the album Reckless Carols

see also:

Oh Little Town of Deathly Phlegm

Don’t Come All Ye Plaintiffs