Chip Priest
GBeebies newsman fucks up big style. Are you there Mark? see also: Woke-A-Nauts Are Using Death Spaniels Fade Away And Masturbate
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Two Cheeks Of The Same Arse
Chris Law makes a valid observation in Parliament concerning Tories and Labour. Backed by the theme tune of ‘Bottom.’ see also:
Raac In The High School
Raac, raac, raac, raac, raac in the high school Well, I don’t care about history Raac, raac, raac in the high school And I’m the education secretary Raac, raac, raac in the high school…
Rudy
words: @Tucker5Law It’s not Putin he said, it’s Joe Biden instead And there’s so little else occupying his head There is nothing he needs, ‘cept an oligarch’s greed And he might just be fucked,…
Fiery Jackson Five
From the album Top Of The Popstock Vol. 2 here’s Mark E Smith singing along to the Jackson Five’s ‘I Want You Back.’ see also: Married Two Kids On The Block
Fantastic Track Record
Rishi meets The Fall. Check the record, check the record, check the guy’s track record. Fantastic. He is not appreciated. see also:
If I Ruled The World (Secombe Hill mix)
Harry Secombe and Lauryn Hill battle it out for world leader. see also:
Defunct Boy 3 – The Comeback Tour
The Defunct Boy 3 reform (with no original members left) for one last desperate comeback. Tracks: Sir Kid Starver Fedrullizzzummm I’m Opposed To What You’re Doing Anas Sarwar Keircaldy Elected 21 You’ll Have Had Your…
Raymond Mearns
Raymond Mearns had a strange hobby Frightening bears In California Hear him say Oh, Raymond Mearns Scarer of bears, Does Paddington know, Paddington know, Paddington know Paddington know? Raymond Mearns, Raymond Mearns, Raymond Mearns,…
X Enduction
Mark E Smith meets X Hey there fuckface! Hey there fuckface! THIS IS THE HOME OF THE VAIN! THIS IS THE HOME OF THE VAIN! MESSAGE FOR YER! MESSAGE FOR YER! “Honest to goodness the…