The Defunct Boy 3 reform (with no original members left) for one last desperate comeback. Tracks: Sir Kid Starver Fedrullizzzummm I’m Opposed To What You’re Doing Anas Sarwar Keircaldy Elected 21 You’ll Have Had Your…
Raymond Mearns had a strange hobby Frightening bears In California Hear him say Oh, Raymond Mearns Scarer of bears, Does Paddington know, Paddington know, Paddington know Paddington know? Raymond Mearns, Raymond Mearns, Raymond Mearns,…
Mark E Smith meets X Hey there fuckface! Hey there fuckface! THIS IS THE HOME OF THE VAIN! THIS IS THE HOME OF THE VAIN! MESSAGE FOR YER! MESSAGE FOR YER! “Honest to goodness the…
A tribute to Bernard Brook-Partridge, Tory GLC boss who, back in the heyday of punk, said: “Most of these groups would be vastly improved by sudden death.” Remixed version of ‘Nausea’ from the album…
Jeremy Vine for rent To the monarchy or government Just how low can he bow How now can he kow tow Oh ma’am what shall we do Even a raised eyebrow will do I’ll…
Taylor Swift’s new album has been mispressed as a compilation of rare UK electronica from the ’90s, causing confusion amongst her fans. So, I mixed together Cabaret Voltaire’s ‘Nag Nag Nag’ with Swift’s ‘All…
Piece of cake! Ooh Ooh Too many Johnsons living at No.10 Too many reaching for a piece of cake Too many Johnsons – it does not make sense Too many – give us a…
Do you know what you’re scrolling for? Is there a text or image you just can’t ignore? What are you scrolling for? Do you know? Do you get what you’re hopin’ for Do you…
I live in the Houses of Parliament I like prostitutes and Charlie and I am the Lizard of Osborne The Lizard of Osborne Hatched from a Faberge egge I am the chancer of the…
There’s a hippopotamus, a hippopotamus, in Glenrothemus, made of tin* A hippopotamus A hippopotamus A hippopotamus made of tin How did it get there? How did it get there? How did it get there?…