The Commies Are Coming
Hi, I’m Matt Le Tissier I’ve got reds under my bed A communist takeover is slyly Being implemented They are very clever But they don’t fool everyone This is the time for action (time…
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Rwanderer
Well, I’m the type of girl who likes to run her mouth off Never in one place, I’ve ran from post, I’ve pissed off I was worse than Priti, but we’re all the same…
Hologram Of Love
In a world of wonders, where dreams collide, There’s a child, unique, they can’t hide, They shimmer in the darkness, a spectral light, Identifying as a hologram, shining so bright. (Chorus) They say, “You’re…
Throbbing Thistle III
The third Throbbing Thistle album is here. By order of the Throbbing Thistle. Tracks: Release The Batshit Crazies Coronation Shit Deep Jump Sowsages It’s The Same The Whole World Over Haarmony You Always Want Fife…
PMQs (Paul McCartney Quo stramash-up)
When Status Quo met Paul McCartney and Wings in the House of Commons. Inspired by this tweet by @dank_ackroyd
My Toilet Chandelier
If you need a number two I have a wee surprise for you I don’t know what else to do To hide the fingerprints, do you? All the evidence has shown that It’s a…
All Over
The end is in the beginning and yet you go on. Perhaps I could go on with my story, all over and done with Perhaps I could throw myself out on the floor. Dig…
Everything Is Catching On Fire
Everything is catching, yeah everything is catching on fire All it takes is just a spark of chemistry from you In Germany it’s feure, in France it is feu Let us ban the flames…
Lamb Island Is Officially Rat Free
Spoon bender Uri Geller’s East Lothian island is declared officially rat free The bird population had been threatened with predation Now the island’s officially rat free The island’s called The Lamb and it lies…
Milf Sword Thirst
Poundland headband decoration Poundland headband decoration Poundland headband decoration Poundland headband decoration Milf sword thirst* The heroine of the coronation (Poundland headband decoration) Four cats, forecast: ruination (Poundland headband decoration) A million tories burst…