Axe Me
Loch Ness is nice, and Loch Ness has a monster Who I still believe in And am keen to foster Skegness is nice, and Skegness is bracing It’s in Lincolnshire And is South East…
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Sychofantile
Sycophantic and infantile That’s the state of the British Isles Home of the shitfaced and shipwrecked Don’t panic, just genuflect Don’t panic, just genuflect Never mind reality Celebrate the pageantry Just pretend it’s all…
Never Mind The Sex Pistols Here’s The Reckless
To celebrate the Queen’s platinum jubilee and the release of the Pistol TV series, here’s a selection of Pistols related tracks from the Daily Reckless with copious extras thrown in as an homage to the…
Jubile
Here’s a new word for the OED A mixture of jubilant and servile A portmanteau for the jubilee Or juvenile, puerile and bile I have a brand new word Scorching when it lands Jubile…
Fuck The Jubilee
In 1977 I was seventeen Another Jubilee We sang God Save The Queen Now it’s 2022 We’re still ruled by the same old crew Now with added sweaty nonce too Fuck the jubilee Feed…
Vera Lynn Resurrected
We’re bringing back the blitz Vera Lynn resurrected We’re gonna use the groat Imperial not metric Mmmm Brexit Eating tripe and gruel Watching Love Thy Neighbour And Mind Your Language And just for a…
Cuntime (Filthy Priviliged Hands mix)
Wine time Fridays at Downing Street and Andy McDonald MP’s speech in a remix of a cover of Iggy Pop’s ‘Funtime’ from the album ‘The Eejit’ by Tommy Mackay. Original version here Get…
The Ethics Advisor
The ethics advisor arrived with a karaoke machine Saying now is the time to sing I Will Survive If you know what I mean If we ever get caught take full responsibility And say…
A Ploy Named Sue
Well, I’m a cheatin’ rat and a son of a gun And I don’t give a toss about this country I run My main concerns are money, cake and booze Now, I don’t have…
Dearth Of A Party
Yet another party Came as no surprise Why do they bother Waiting for Sue Gray Another day And he thought well well Go to another party And hang myself Gently on the shelf The…