Mediocrity
Politics belong to everyone Not just to MSPs The chance to shine’s for everyone But we insist on mediocrity The wealth and the land you must understand The whole world and time Is yours…
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Cutting Down On Conflict
What happened to the angry eyes Who now just make a compromise They rebelled with the world as it stands Today less speech and less demands They’re cutting down on conflict What a turn…
Walking On The Weaker
Late last night I went for a walk Down by the river near one of my homes I couldn’t believe with my own eyes And I swear I’ll never leave my home again Well,…
Prince Trousers
Prince Trousers is coming, so be aware You might think that you’ve nothing to wear But it doesn’t matter, he’s broad minded Anyway, he won’t see you or even care Royalty, royalty hanger on,…
The Bottle
I’m standing inside A new way of life Where plastic is dead The bottle is dry Container of milk Or water and pills The alcohol store And peanut butter Last in line, glass is…
Ballad Of Matt The Hancock
I’m Hancock, I contemplate The value of our precious union state I look off into the middle distance I know better than any of you cunts Every time you say Hancock It reminds you…
Ghosts Of Rishi Sunak’s Trousers
The Rishi Kids present an album of Mr Sunak’s greatest hits so far. Tracks: All That Glitters Say Deliver One More Time Rishi Sunak Little Rishi Eat Out To Help Out Rishi Hood You Should…
Only You Guys
Who can nick your rights and now say everything’s alright They’ve brought them back again to tell you you’re our bestest friend Only you guys, only here Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh only you…
Betty Boothroyd Doin’ The Doothroyd
R.I.P. Betty Boothroyd Betty Boothroyd doin’ the doothroyd We are through And there’s nothing we can do Oi!
Calorie Controlled
Overweight, out of shape – Angry At the slim boys, in the swim boys – Healthy Watch your calories, vitamin A -Trim down Lose weight, dehydrate Fade away, diet fate Lost two stones in…