I hear the sound of distant drums It’s Oliver Dowden and his fashionable nostrums Making a speech about freedom Oliver Dowden and his fashionable nostrums Freedom of speech means being free to say what…

As Glastonbury fires up again, we remember that time Jeremy Corbyn went there and met Jon Snow. Cue Chicory Tip.   Jeremy Corbyn He went to Glastonbury and he met Jon Snow Jeremy Corbyn Fuck…

  Boris had a nose operation Dominic took charge of the nation What was wrong with big dog’s nose? Fuck knows Septum, septum, show us yer septum Septum, septum, show us yer septum Big dog,…

  Hi, I’m Nadine sooking amphetamines Hoping to get a buzz Lost in a brain fog In love with big dog Empty ideas R Us I’m not renowned for being profound But I can say…

  Now is the time Now is the time Fuck Westminster Now is the time Let’s move on, let’s progress Fuck stagnation, fuck this mess Save the union of the working class Not the union…

  It’s closer than it’s ever been And now it’s even closer And now it’s even closer And now it’s even closer It’s closer than it’s ever been And now it’s even closer And now…