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A.I. (Emergency Alert)

  Eh, I made a song of the emergency alert I am not alarmed but my ears are hurt So now if it goes off and just before you’re dead You won’t be able to…


Peninsula Mentality

  If you’re feeling insular Get to a peninsula Like South Korea, Italy or Fife You can escape the commonplace If you are willing to embrace The peninsular mentality of life If you’ve got a…


Bully Boy

  Hi, hi bully boy What you found, what’s your new joy? Look right, jailbird son I’m coming round to spoil your fun Fear, dread, bully boy Don’t be smart, don’t be so coy Run,…


Dominic Raab, Oaf

  I don’t know what misogyny means Words are not my strong point you see Doo doo doo.. Woman or man, just give me a sign Catch me breathing out my mouth every time Do…


The Age Of Absurdity

  Zuckerberg and Bezos in the house And Elon Musk aligned with Mars All the weird rich guys are in control And everyone up their own arse This is the dawning of the age of…


Jumped Up Rich Man/John Flory

  Here come the bolshy boys Making the same old noise They’ve waited for too long Rebels without a song Here come the boys in blue They know what’s right for you Rally round to…


Veer Left

Chapter Eight in The Diary Of A Musical Nobody. Tracks Jumped Up Rich Man/John Flory D.H.S.S. It’s Only A Job Extra High Tension Winter Of Discontent Another Crisis Stay In My Sight Living In Sin…


The Filling Of Potholes

  In these days of dangerous roads You’ve got to fill your own potholes Whether you’re in Shoreditch or Showbiz If you can’t get your Ferrari out Just give Rod Stewart a shout And he’ll…


Witch Hunt

  Mr Potus Keep your focus Tiny hand in hand With Macron and May Witch hunt from the album Reckless In America by Supertrump. see also: Stormy  


You’ll Be Sorry In The Morning

  You’ll be sorry in the morning You’ll regret it in the morning when you wake up You’ll feel bad You’ll think back and say why did I when I’ve been warned By my dad…