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A Ploy Named Sue

  Well, I’m a cheatin’ rat and a son of a gun And I don’t give a toss about this country I run My main concerns are money, cake and booze Now, I don’t have…


Dearth Of A Party

  Yet another party Came as no surprise Why do they bother Waiting for Sue Gray Another day And he thought well well Go to another party And hang myself Gently on the shelf The…




Are You My Mummy?

  Simpering Sun sycophancy summons sickening song by Sex Pistols. from the album Never Mind The Sex Pistols Here’s The Reckless see also: Parasites God Save Our Quids Sun front page:



Listen To The Doctor

  As the new Dr Who is announced, we look back at when David Cameron took on the daleks and lost. from the album Throbbing Thistle video: see also:




When Will I Be Ruth Davidson?

  Yes, you’re suitably at one With The Scotsman and The Sun Yes, you are You’ve read Karl Marx And you’ve taught yourself to dance You’re the best by far But you keep asking the…