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Splash The Fash

  As the milkshake shortage takes hold, we reminisce about past attacks… Well, shake it up, baby, now (Shake it up, baby) Splash the fash (splash the fash) C’mon c’mon, c’mon, c’mon, baby, now (Come…


Don’t Tell Kath

  Don’t tell Kath, woa, woa The government’s havin a laugh, woa, woa They’ve led us up the garden path, woa, woa I am an Oz envoy at last They’ve got Tim Henman (c’mon Tim!)…


The Price Of Tripe

R.I.P. Don Everly “…state of you and the price of tripe…” Spam is cheap and so is liver You eat all you can but you won´t recover But if you want a bang for your…


The Taking Of Edinburgh Castle

  Edinburgh Castle – we’re taking you back But I’m peching after trekking up the Royal Mile I’m talking out my farter about the Magna Carta Wheezing while we’re seizing back power with style Panting…


This Flight Attendant

  “Sumthin’s about to go down” “M-m m-m m-m m-m m-m Mummify your ass now M-m m-m m-m m-m m-m Mummify your ass” “I’m a flight attendant I’m a flight attendant That means I attend…


Man Spider

R.I.P. Stan Lee ManSpider, ManSpider, does whatever a man can, Spreads his legs, when he sits Explains why you’re wrong and looks at your tits Look out, here comes the Man Spider Is he wrong…


Fercalicious

  What happens now? The fercalicious definition is to make our planet cooler So listen up y’all cos this is it The Federal Energy Regulatory Commission Better known as the F to the E to…


Chain Gang

  I saw a picture of you, o-o-oh, o-o-oh In a hi-vis jacket oh my When is it time for you to repay, o-o-oh, o-o-oh Your debt to society But you’re back on the gravy…


Ain’t No Sunshine When He Runs

  Ain’t no sunshine when he runs It’s not warm when he’s around Ain’t no sunshine when he runs And he’s always up his own arse Anytime he’s on TV Wonder this time if he’ll…