Throwing Eggs At Margaret Thatcher
I’m throwing eggs at ya Margaret Thatcher At only 10 quid a pop I’m nearly skint but I cannot stop If you can afford it, roll up, roll up Mouldy old gateaux and rotten…
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Jimmy Hats
The tourist board sell Jimmy hats A tartan bunnet with ginger hair hanging out Oh, you wanna buy some Jimmy hats I blame Russ Abbot – he fills me with dread Cut off his…
Maximum Fun!
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Feed The Trolls
Every day a billionaire wakes And sits and twiddles his thumbs Thinking up more ways to basically say “Come, buy my bags full of crumbs” “Come feed the little birds, show them you care…
Nadine
I was shopping on the internets in my boxer shorts Electronically excited to exercise my sports I bought a bat and shuttlecock, I’m fully equipped All I need now is a tennis pitch Nadine,…
Thixotropic
Thixotropic Westminster A criminal cartel Public school mafia Morally bankrupt as well There’s no written constitution So they can just do as they please A thick viscous solution Bringing the country to its knees…
Nanny Is A Nazi
I am Jacob, look at me I’m fwom the nineteenth centuwy I know Latin, I know Gweek That mummy May has got a cheek She said that I was a big baby But it’s…
Reckless At The Movies
Album of stramash-ups of some of my favourite films mixed with relevant backing tracks. Includes, ‘American Werewolf In London,’ ‘High Anxiety,’ ‘Apocalypse Now’ and many more. Tracks I Thought I Were Great Torn Apart Get…
Naebdy Telt Me
Well, everybody’s talking and splitting bloody hairs Everybody’s breaking rules and no one really cares There’s matches in the commons, just below the stairs Always something happening and nothing going on There’s always something…
Get Mad
A stramash-up of Peter Finch’s rant from the film ‘Network’ and The Beatles’ ‘Get Back’ as a general comment on the times. Get mad! from the album Get Mad by The Meatless