Is This Like Flu?
Is this like flu? Because people die of the flu And this is very unu…sual I’m not sure what to do, Is this like flu? Is this like flu? Do I have to self-isolate?…
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Ullo Johnson, Got A New Minister?
The cuntocracy powers on. Featuring Mr Sweary, Alexei Sayle. Contains fucking ridiculous amounts of fucking swearing.
Cuntocracy
Cuntocracy in charge of me and you If you can schmooze, you’ll never lose You’ll get a contract too Cuntocracy in charge of me and you Cuntocracy, breaking codes and law In La La…
Gina Coladas
I was tired of my lady I’m already tired of this song I know what you’re thinking Hancock’s half hour’s too long So while she was out working I tried it on with my…
St James Quarter
The erection of the St James Quarter in Edinburgh only reminds the Reckless of the zombies invading the shopping mall in ‘Dawn Of The Dead.’
Shite Rabbie Burns
If you go down to Leicester Square There’s a statue of William Shakespeare there Last weekend if you had a listen It came in for some unique literary criticism The tartan army were not…
Richard Madeley
Richard Madeley dwells upon the Hitler Youth at bedtime It’s something to think about, like nicking bottles of wine Richard Madeley, he’s our man, Hero of our nation For his adventures, just stay tuned…
If I Could Hold You In My Hands
The Czech Republic entry in the Reckless Eurovision Song Contest. A tambourine- led tearjerker dedicated to a pet hedgehog. by Mila Chalupa When I see your pointy nose I just want us to be…
Just Take The Knee
Well there’s so many Scottish Euro tunes By people who’ve never listened to Marquee Moon It’s such a drag But I’m not here to slag off the people doing that, eh? I’m here to…
Sammy And His Staunch Sausages
Sammy and his staunch sausages This is serious politics Forget extortion and the bare faced lies Because this curious orange head Fondling a bunch of sausages Is political discourse in modern times Whenever I…