Drop The Pilot Scheme
I’m right off target, my aim is squint So you’ve got covid, I say what of it? How many lies can I get away with It doesn’t matter, the polls stay positive Drop the…
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Fade Away And Masturbate
GBeebies, I hear you are dying Wrapped by Andy in a black black studio Fade away and masturbate Fade away and masturbate GBeebies, Darren Grimes is left Vibrating softly under his desk Slavering anchors…
Boarded Up Towns
Freedom’s a word that has been hijacked By brainless apes waving Union Jacks There’s always the queen, there’s always the flag In boarded up towns Boarded up towns Down the closed high street crawl…
Staying In For The Summer
From the compilation album ‘House Music – C19‘ – written recorded or mixed during the Covid 19 lockdown 2020 We’re having a pizza crust with a topping of dust in the morning We’re having…
Masks On, We’re All Marxists Now
I don’t want to share my whisky but still do I don’t need to spend my money but still do Don’t pull a strop now, c’mon Strap it on now, c’mon It’s not a…
Little Willie Rennie
Liberals wobble but they don’t fall down Left side, right side Little Willy Rennie wobbles round But he doesn’t fall down Fudging, budging Willy drives them silly With his jelly wishy washy frown He…
Skelped
When you get to the Euros and get knocked out in the final It’s a long way back to the urinal When you realise that football isn’t coming home No no no Do you,…
This Charmless Man
Ruptured barnacle Clinging to a sinking country, desolate Will nature make a man of this mess? Crashing through Downing Street This charmless man Why bother with complexity When the lies run smooth While you…
Live With It
I got nasty habits, it comes with the job I get to be mean when I want to I’m a lazy slob Yah my donors keep me wealthy And help me out this mess…
Pishmonger
Pishmonger Even Right Said Fred adore ya Pishmonger Lord Haw Haw and Lord Farquar qua qua qua