Chain Gang
I saw a picture of you, o-o-oh, o-o-oh In a hi-vis jacket oh my When is it time for you to repay, o-o-oh, o-o-oh Your debt to society But you’re back on the gravy…
News
Ain’t No Sunshine When He Runs
Ain’t no sunshine when he runs It’s not warm when he’s around Ain’t no sunshine when he runs And he’s always up his own arse Anytime he’s on TV Wonder this time if he’ll…
Keir Creosote
Peer of the realm With a nifty line in legalese He thinks he’s both Thelma And her best friend Louise One of these days he will have to find some principles But until then…
Come On Arlene (GBeebies variant)
We’re the Gbeebies Sounding sad upon your TV screens Cos nobody is listening Our mothers cried They’re embarrassed, who’d blame them? But we’ve grown (we’re grown ups) So grown (so grown up) Now I…
Blame It On The Rona
Supermarket shelves are emptyin’ And that is quite a bad thing But I’m gettin contradictin’ Reasons why I’ve just been down to Tesco And there’s no shelf stacker go slow The problem seems to…
Dawn
Dawn She’s all out of faith, this is how she feels That man should be ashamed Lying on the commons floor Illusion never changed Into something real She’s wide awake and telling the truth…
Failure
I’ve been double vaccinated But I’m not going to your gigs It’s not just because you’re an arrogant tosser But you’re just a racist prick Failure, you’ve got a fucking cheek Failure, overprivileged and…
Big Dom’s Blouse
Dom and Laura sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G Interviewing for the BBC Pretending to be shocked but we could only see the big blouse (Big blouse) Big Dom’s blouse (big blouse) Nobody seemed to…
Ping!
Ping! Oh christ what do I do now ? Ignore it or hide? Try to isolate somehow Or give up and die At first they told us to comply Do what the app says,…
Streets Of Lundin Links
Have you seen a bauchle wrapped in ermine Who’s got fuck all room to squirm in So she buggers off down South To shoot her mouth off Meanwhile back in Fife The locals wonder…