Supply Chain Issues
Supply chain issues Supply chain issues Supply chain issues Supply chain issues Can you feed me, can you feed me, can you feed me There’s a brand new phrase We are being fed these…
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Distraught
I’m a sesame seed bun round a burger man I need to wash it down with something sickly sweet, maaaaan I am standing on McDonald’s forecourt There’s no milkshakes, I’m distraught Honey, gotta help…
The Sea Is Closed
The sea is closed, so I can’t afford To wade in on my paddle board I am the kind of guy Who makes up shit like that Oh, oh I’m a foreign secretary who…
Charlie’s Good Tonight Inee?
R.I.P. Charlie Watts.
Don’t Tell Kath
Don’t tell Kath, woa, woa The government’s havin a laugh, woa, woa They’ve led us up the garden path, woa, woa I am an Oz envoy at last They’ve got Tim Henman (c’mon Tim!)…
The Price Of Tripe
R.I.P. Don Everly “…state of you and the price of tripe…” Spam is cheap and so is liver You eat all you can but you won´t recover But if you want a bang for your…
The Taking Of Edinburgh Castle
Edinburgh Castle – we’re taking you back But I’m peching after trekking up the Royal Mile I’m talking out my farter about the Magna Carta Wheezing while we’re seizing back power with style Panting…
This Flight Attendant
“Sumthin’s about to go down” “M-m m-m m-m m-m m-m Mummify your ass now M-m m-m m-m m-m m-m Mummify your ass” “I’m a flight attendant I’m a flight attendant That means I attend…
Man Spider
R.I.P. Stan Lee ManSpider, ManSpider, does whatever a man can, Spreads his legs, when he sits Explains why you’re wrong and looks at your tits Look out, here comes the Man Spider Is he wrong…
Fercalicious
What happens now? The fercalicious definition is to make our planet cooler So listen up y’all cos this is it The Federal Energy Regulatory Commission Better known as the F to the E to…