Let’s All Dig
Into the Forth – underneath Start shovelling at Leith Ooh ooh Let’s all dig Kirkcaldy, Kirkcaldy Build a tunnel to Kirkcaldy Chris Packham and Bill Oddie The Green Party Everybody Kirkcaldy, Kirkcaldy Under the…
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No Regrets (I’m Against It)
Health minister, Matt Hancock, has no regrets about voting against free school meals. Backed by Edith Piaf and The Ramones.
I’ve Got A Fucking Bike!
As Andrew Mitchell gets a cabinet post in the Rishi Sunak cabinet, we remember that time he got on his bike… I’ve got a fucking bike and I’ll ride it where I like It’s got…
Donald Where’s Yer Twitter?
They’ve taken away my liberty Tadger Taser RIP Buffalo Bungle said to me Donald, where’s your twitter? Keep on scuffling, be my guest It’s a shame you’re all under arrest But I never really…
Taser In My Pocket
I got a taser in my pocket and I’m headin to Capitol Hill I got a taser in my pocket and I’m headin to Capitol Hill, yeah I’m gonna whip it on my gonads…
Trump Is A Cunt
It bears repeating… From the left to the right From the back to the front Everybody sing Trump is a cunt They say it’s just swearing That’s not big or clever I say whatever I’m…
Do The Scuffle
Do the Scuffle! Buffalo Bungle’s on the inside On the inside On the inside Buffalo Bungle’s on the inside On the inside On the inside The Village People have let themselves go Let themselves…
That Was The Covid Year That Was
The ultimate compilation of rona songs from the anals of the Daily Reckless. Tracks: Is That Covid? Get Mad I Don’t Remember Crowds Corona Con Chris Whitty Facebook Expert Keep The Heid Hermit Covid 19…
Tom Cruise
Old man actor in built up shoes It’s no use a sittin’ and a-singin’ the blues So be my guest, you got nothin’ to lose He’s going fucking mental – it’s Tom Cruise Oo-ee,…
Oh Piss, Tier Three
Oh piss, tier three Oh piss, tier three That’s no fun now, is it? Oh piss, tier three Oh piss, tier three At least no one can visit Eat all my food and never…