This Prince Was Made For Noncing
You keep sayin’ they’ve got nothin’ on me Cos the mainstream press have got your back You’ve been a’messin’ where you shouldn’t ‘ve been a’messin’ And now someone else is getting all the flak…
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Monobrowed Girl
Hey, where do we go? What is a nightclub? Nobody knows But it isn’t the pub Can I go dancin?, hey, hey Skippin’ the queue, jumpin’ in I don’t need no covid certificate Oh,…
Geronimo
Geronimo died for somebody’s sins but not mine* Killed by DEFRA Dragged from his farm Their hearts of stone Now they’ve been owned They said he had TB People said “beware!” But they didn’t…
No Floss In The Supermarket
There’s no floss in the supermarket And empty shells of human beings I came in here for a packet of Hobnobs And a tin of sardines These empty shelves make me feel anxious There’ll…
Pay Your Tax Maaaan
I’ll take 20 quid a week from you And you’ll pay for social care too Those are the facts maan Yeah, just pay the tax maaan We’ll vaccinate the poor you see To stop…
Abbasolutely Fucked
Cashing in on the new ABBA fever, the Daily Reckless proudly presents a brand new compilation album featuring a selection of governmental greatest hits from 2021 so far. Track listing: Absolutely Fucked Big Dom’s Blouse…
Ringpiece Of The Tormentors
Borrissey’s 5th album released less than a year after the previous one. Eat your heart out Abba. Here’s the track list: Calling All The Cunts Non Essential Journey Ullo Johnson, Got A New Minister?…
The Country Is Full
The country is full, full of idiots and fools There’s a portrait of the queen that’s been left in Kabul Should it be destroyed or should they save her face What an embarrassment, what…
Calling All The Cunts
In your mind you have capacities, you know To think about how you want the planet to go Please close your eyes and concentrate With every thought you think Upon the recitation we’re about…
Eco Zealot Marxist
What price will Scotland pay Asks Andrew Neil today The Greens and SNP are pissing on his tree I’m anti- monarchy Anti-wealth And anti-British Why must I be an eco-zealot Marxist? It’s not like…