Petrol Station Wankers
Syphoning the jet fuel mix of That Petrol Emotion’s ‘Big Decision’ combined with the drive by shouting of a yoot in a car. see also: Don’t Come Back You Wanker Stranded At The…
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Brexit Street
Stick the covid up yer jacksy I’ve got another cunning plan Just a few suggestions Don’t ask me questions I’m a non-answerable man How everything works is a mystery It’s like the changing of…
Lying’s The Drug
Denial, distraction, delay It ain’t no big thing There’s no problem, not a thing It ain’t no big thing It’s all going well Aggravate them for a few days Say the problem is covid…
It’s Not Easy Being PM
It’s not easy being PM Having to remember how many kids I’ve got -seven! And I think it could be nicer Lying on a yacht Or lying anywhere really I’m really good at that…
Sticky Issues On A Muggy DC Afternoon
The tax man’s taking all your dough But here comes Biden and BoJo Sticky issues on a muggy DC afternoon A lovely atmosphere in the White House I’m warm and cosy in my blouse…
Life On Barrs
It’s a godawful Scots affair To the guy with the ginger hair In his tammy, he’s yelling ‘No’ He’s been conditioned to say so Gordon Brown is nowhere to be seen As we walk…
Yes Because
Yes because I want to say goodbye Do you think that I will sit and cry Watching Westminster rip us apart Tearing out our soul and our heart Yes because I think and I’m…
Liz Truss
Ooh ooh ooh Liz Truss Put this on the side of a bus Pork markets are us Say cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese The minute we saw your face When you said that is a disgrace We fell…
Gie’s A Shot
I could be a pensioner, a student or on duty I could live in Glasgow, Aberdeen or Tillicoultry I could be a plumber from Lochgelly or Kirkcaldy I just want the vaccine running through…
My Cuckoo Queue
Andrew Neil leaves GBeebies. Here’s his old Reckless anthem featuring Greg Moodie and Rose Garnett. Queue, queue for the E.U. That’s what they said we’ll have to do But now we know it…