It’s Not Easy Being PM


It’s not easy being PM
Having to remember how many kids I’ve got -seven!
And I think it could be nicer
Lying on a yacht
Or lying anywhere really
I’m really good at that

It’s not easy being PM
It seems you have to have some plan or strategy
And people tend to piss you off
‘Cause you’re not handing out free dosh
Or talking about equality or tosh like that

But here is the thing
I want to appear Churchillian
Or important like the leader of a country
It’s not all it’s cracked up to be
And it makes you wonder why
But, why wonder, why wonder?

I’m loaded and it’ll be fine
And you lot can spaff off
Bye bye


with thanks to @PhantomPower14 for the soundbites


see also:

Boris Is A Coked Up Pervert

Boris Is A Lying Cunt

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