I could be a pensioner, a student or on duty
I could live in Glasgow, Aberdeen or Tillicoultry
I could be a plumber from Lochgelly or Kirkcaldy
I just want the vaccine running through my body

Gie’s a shot
Gie’s a shot
Gie’s a shot
Gie’s a shot

Because I chose to play the fool who sings the news,
Nobody respects my views
Think of the poor satirists, don’t think of the weans
Gie’s a shot! Gie’s a shot!
Straight into my veins

Title – @thescottreid

With apologies to Ian Dury

see also:

If You Want That Dream To Come True

Pfizer Mommy Kissing Santa Claus