Doomscrolling
There’s a pandemic that’s going ’round Turnin’ the joint upside down, I’m doom scrolling, ha cha cha cha There’s a president who’s going away Leaving chaos in his wake, I’m doom scrolling, ha cha…
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You’ll Have Had Your Vow
Oh there’s a vacancy in Scottish Labour now Put a chain around my neck, and don’t make a row Oh let me be (oh let him be) You’ll have had your vow I’d like…
Reserved Or Devolved?
I’m not too bright – my name is Dickie I’m the leader of the Scottish Labour Party I’m all about the workers But the workers don’t know what I’m called And as for Scottish…
I Am Not A Fish-Thrower
I am not a fish-thrower, Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum. Call me Jacob unless you are from Cambridge Analytica Oi! I don’t have to work hard. Ya ha deedle deedle,…
Let’s All Dig
Into the Forth – underneath Start shovelling at Leith Ooh ooh Let’s all dig Kirkcaldy, Kirkcaldy Build a tunnel to Kirkcaldy Chris Packham and Bill Oddie The Green Party Everybody Kirkcaldy, Kirkcaldy Under the…
No Regrets (I’m Against It)
Health minister, Matt Hancock, has no regrets about voting against free school meals. Backed by Edith Piaf and The Ramones.
I’ve Got A Fucking Bike!
As Andrew Mitchell gets a cabinet post in the Rishi Sunak cabinet, we remember that time he got on his bike… I’ve got a fucking bike and I’ll ride it where I like It’s got…
Donald Where’s Yer Twitter?
They’ve taken away my liberty Tadger Taser RIP Buffalo Bungle said to me Donald, where’s your twitter? Keep on scuffling, be my guest It’s a shame you’re all under arrest But I never really…
Taser In My Pocket
I got a taser in my pocket and I’m headin to Capitol Hill I got a taser in my pocket and I’m headin to Capitol Hill, yeah I’m gonna whip it on my gonads…
Do The Scuffle
Do the Scuffle! Buffalo Bungle’s on the inside On the inside On the inside Buffalo Bungle’s on the inside On the inside On the inside The Village People have let themselves go Let themselves…