I’ve Never Seen A Straight Banana
I’ve seen a lesbian kiwi fruit Got a bisexual pomegranate to boot But I’ve never seen a straight banana. Well, I’ve been to the end of the street and back And I own six…
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Fratricide
I believe in fratricide I rest my case, don’t cast aside You better believe it I’m Ruth Davidson Take it or leave it, resign to it Fratricide, fratricide Fratricide, fratricide Theresa May is by my…
Oh! The Cinematography
January 2017. Donald Trump has issued a ban on Muslims entering the USA. Outrage erupts and marches are held throughout the world. In Edinburgh, I go on the march to the parliament along with…
Appease Me
Last night I said these words to Donny I hope you’re wearin a rubber johnny C’mon, c’mon c’mon c’mon Appease me oh yeah And I’ll appease you I hope you like the quaich I brought…
My Baby Is Tied To A Timebomb
My baby is tied to a timebomb My terrorist tied to a tree My baby is tied to a timebomb O bring back my baby to me Lee Hurst, Lee Hurst You’ve got an…
Winter Of 2010
It’s all gone a bit cold like back in the good old winter of 2010.
Call Me Number One
Stramash-up of The Tremeloes ‘Call Me Number One’ with one of those relaxation tape thingies and a stereo testing thingy. from the album Mind Programming by Tommy Mackay