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  Scientists say it isn’t a fake There could be life because of a lake On Mars In showbusiness facts, someone with an axe Has smashed up Donald Trump’s Hollywood Star More as we get…


Let’s Eat

  Brexit secretary Dominic Raab says the government will have to take steps to ensure that there are adequate food supplies for Britain to cover the eventuality of a no-deal departure from the European Union….


Malcolm Tucker Free!

After an intense Daily Reckless campaign including overnight candlelit vigils outside HMP Twitter, Malcolm Tucker is finally released.  A relieved Tucker had this to say: Please Indulge Evasiveness Regarding Some Manifestations Of Resistive Gibberish And…


Summer Recess

  We’re all going on a summer recess No more working for a month or two We’ll leave the cuntry in a right mess Nothing left for us to do Fuck you We’re gonna leave…


Reasons To Hate Tories Part Three

  You’ve got a pen in your hand Are you a journalist? Reasons to hate Tories – 1,2,3 General election Everybody retching Putting up the pensions Tax cuts for the rich Ian Duncan Smith Bloody…



500 Quid

When I woke up I was expecting to see The fascists in control over in France But instead, an electric company Called Macron was in charge, I shat my pants Cos I’d wagered 500 pounds…


Stormy

  Tell me I look like your daughter, spank me on the arse With a mag with your face on it, but look out for sharks I won’t play the theme from Jaws If you…


Fawlty Tenements

  And now for something completely diffident… You can stuff yer roads and telly and SNPs We got Theresa May and John Cleese We’re proud of our nationalism but not yours We love Lizzie, Charlie…


David Davis Eyes

  Mention ‘impact assessments’ just once more and I’ll more than likely kill you Merkel, Merkel Angela Merkel you fervently moan is this a Pandora’s box I have unleashed and have you seen Schrodinger’s cat?…