Politics

Fantastic Track Record

  Rishi meets The Fall. Check the record, check the record, check the guy’s track record. Fantastic. He is not appreciated. see also:


King Of The Cringe

  Jeremy Vine for rent To the monarchy or government Just how low can he bow How now can he kow tow Oh ma’am what shall we do Even a raised eyebrow will do I’ll…


Too Many Johnsons

  Piece of cake! Ooh Ooh Too many Johnsons living at No.10 Too many reaching for a piece of cake Too many Johnsons – it does not make sense Too many – give us a…


Lizard Of Osborne

  I live in the Houses of Parliament I like prostitutes and Charlie and I am the Lizard of Osborne The Lizard of Osborne Hatched from a Faberge egge I am the chancer of the…


Rwanderer

  Well, I’m the type of girl who likes to run her mouth off Never in one place, I’ve ran from post, I’ve pissed off I was worse than Priti, but we’re all the same…


My Toilet Chandelier

  If you need a number two I have a wee surprise for you I don’t know what else to do To hide the fingerprints, do you? All the evidence has shown that It’s a…


Keir Caldy

  Ooh ooh Let’s all chant Ooh ooh Let’s all chant Keir caldy Keir caldy Everybody loves Keir caldy Keir caldy Keir caldy Can’t they see he’s just a Tory Keir caldy Keir caldy He’s…


Crafty

  Steve Bray and Darren Grimes stramash-up to the tune of  The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers. from the album ‘Now That’s What I Call Nat C.’ see also:


Now That’s What I Call Nat C

Compilation of all the worst bits from the National Conservative conference. Tracks: Springtime For NatCs Fascism Mucked Up Twice Get Thee To Detention Crafty She’s Got It Everybody Talking Woke Mind Virus Identities Majority Rights…


Get Thee To Detention

  Unhinged Katherine Birbalsingh burbles on at the NatC conference to the tune of ‘Money’s Too Tight To Mention.’ from the  album Now That’s What I Call Nat C