99% Of Little England Love Nigel Farage
99% of Little England love Nigel Farage He’s a cross between a gargoyle and a bullfrog at large It should be pronounced ‘Faridge,’ I don’t say ‘gararge’ You won’t find him in Claridges, or…
Politics
Sow And Then
The pig is back, so here’s a medley of his grating hits – ‘Posh Twat In The Pig,’ ‘It’s Different For Toffs,’ ‘A Pig Boy Did It And Ran Away,’ ‘Listen To The Doctor’…
Sowing Poppy Seeds
‘Armistice Day’ by Paul Simon backs The Jesus and Mary Chain’s ‘Sowing Seeds’ illustrated by the pathetic hypocrisy of Tory virtue signallers. see also:
Useless Fuck Pigs
The Covid inquiry throws up some truths. see also:
Schrödinger’s Referendum (Can I Get A Reset?)
Schrödinger Referendum is on and off the table as well Oh bloody hell It’s a humdinger Neverending thought experiment Such an entanglement Remind me to never let him Babysit my cat again Is it…
That Is What Cunts Do
Dodgy version of Penny Mordaunt’s ‘Stand up and fight’ speech. see also:
Woke Train
People all over the world Join hands Start a woke train, woke train People all over the world Join hands Start a woke train, woke train* The HS2 must be derailed in Engerland The…
Seven Deadly Bins
Oh oh the dustbin men at No.10 Think it’s such a fucking shame That the sinister prime minister Never makes them daisy chains They’re swapping disappointing incidents While offshore another boat pulls in And…
Raac In The High School
Raac, raac, raac, raac, raac in the high school Well, I don’t care about history Raac, raac, raac in the high school And I’m the education secretary Raac, raac, raac in the high school…
Rudy
words: @Tucker5Law It’s not Putin he said, it’s Joe Biden instead And there’s so little else occupying his head There is nothing he needs, ‘cept an oligarch’s greed And he might just be fucked,…