We Are The Undead
“Nobody has ever committed a crime after being executed,” says Tory deputy chairman, Lee Anderson. We beg to differ. Reminds us of the soundtrack from the zombie football film, Wraith Rovers… Walking home through Beveridge…
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Michelle And Albert
Michelle Mone and Albert Einstein Shared a flat in Glasgow Cross He taught her his special theory She bought bras and pants and yachts Then the rona came to stay PPE = Much Cash…
In A Blissful Sepulchre A Trois
In a blissful sepulchre a trois* Ian Murray, Keir and Thatcher Ding dong merrily huzzah Donner, Blitzen and Prancer Gloria Whose patter is the shite-est? *from the Greg Moodie cartoon from the album Reckless…
Nicola Sturgeon Stole My Skiing Holiday
Nicola Sturgeon stole my skiing holiday From underneath my nose and silver spoon Now Humza wants to keep My extra earnings, what a creep He thinks I should just give up To feed the…
Ain’t No Boat
He says “It’s not you – it’s me I need a little time, a little space a plane to fly myself away you know?” Oh yes, I know a liar when I hear one…
Margaret Thatcher Y Fronts
Here come the “free speech” columnists Making profit for their boss Flexing their unsubtle wrists Tossing off some right wing toss In a national newspaper You’ll hear their constant moan Screaming out “Where’s our…
Yanis Varoufakis
Realign yer chakras Realign yer chakras Realign yer chakras With Yanis Varoufakis He has a new vision Of capitalism Technofeudalism No more neoliberalism Mad Men take The sizzle not the steak Everything’s fake Nobody’s…
Return the Elgin Marbles
Ambassador Extraordinary of His Majesty And Minister Plenipotentiary To the Sublime Porte of the Sultan of Turkey Lord Elgin, Lord Elgin, Lord Elgin, Lord Elgin Lord Elgin, Lord Elgin, (That filthy piece of toerag),…
You Can’t Use This
Little Rishi tries to use a hammer. see also:
Afuera
Argentina has elected far-right libertarian Javier Milei as their new president. Here he is being an arse, backed by ‘Tequila!’ original footage: Argentina's new president Javier Milei has big plans for the government. pic.twitter.com/4uUZNKsXsM…