UK State Police
Union Jackers flashing me It’s the UK State Police Know your place and take the knee For the UK State Police You’re too poor, too daft, too wee It’s the UK State Police What…
Politics
Coronation Shit
You can shove your coronation up your arse You can shove your coronation up your arse You can shove your coronation Shove your coronation Shove your coronation up your arse see also:
Kettled By The Rozzers
The Home Secretary Is pretty fucking scary Calls the cops to the corner shop To stop them getting lary It’s getting pretty raucous In the local post office Save us Suella from the hell…
Ina and Agnes
Wherever you go and whatever you say You will find a lot of people Disagreeing with the GRA Well we’re tired of it all So we thought we’d make a stand, as it goes…
Bully Boy
Hi, hi bully boy What you found, what’s your new joy? Look right, jailbird son I’m coming round to spoil your fun Fear, dread, bully boy Don’t be smart, don’t be so coy Run,…
Dominic Raab, Oaf
I don’t know what misogyny means Words are not my strong point you see Doo doo doo.. Woman or man, just give me a sign Catch me breathing out my mouth every time Do…
Jumped Up Rich Man/John Flory
Here come the bolshy boys Making the same old noise They’ve waited for too long Rebels without a song Here come the boys in blue They know what’s right for you Rally round to…
Witch Hunt
Mr Potus Keep your focus Tiny hand in hand With Macron and May Witch hunt from the album Reckless In America by Supertrump. see also: Stormy
Humza Yousaf
If you want to run a country then you know what you have to do Respect everybody in it and they’ll respect you If you don’t give a fuck ’bout the man shouting for…
Birdhouse In Dingwall
I’m your only friend I’m not Ashley your friend But I’m a little glowing friend But really I’m not actually your friend But I am Peter Murrell, Murray Foote, Nicola Sturgeon Who watches over…