Irn Brury Fire and Fury
After seeing Nicola Sturgeon pictured with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez drinking Irn Bru, raging Scottish Tories get Douglas Ross to share a Tizer with Kirstie Allsop.* I hear that you have changed your famous recipe From…
After seeing Nicola Sturgeon pictured with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez drinking Irn Bru, raging Scottish Tories get Douglas Ross to share a Tizer with Kirstie Allsop.* I hear that you have changed your famous recipe From…
Kakistocracy Please wear your mask dear The Lord above can see you Don’t you know people are dying to meet ya Bumble on, elbow bump, Benny Hill eejit This is what people want, they…
After the largest rally the city has ever seen, here’s Alasdair Gray himself on Glasgow. from the album Lanarky by Tommy Mackay see also: Lanarky Occupy The World
Cop brains are fried through misuse Through misuse, through misuse COP26 cop abuse Cop abuse, cop abuse With all your pals, you’re let loose You’re let loose, you’re let loose Take off, get out,…
I wish I could have a big motorcade like Biden You can! I can’t. I’ve got to pretend to save the world so dream on You can! I can’t. I’ve got to sleep off…
COP 26 There’ll be some dirty tricks And top politics From a bunch of hypocrites Greta better stay out on strike No pope, no queen, no President Xi At COP 26 We’re all in…
His daddy in law is a billionaire He’s got a few bob himself to be fair He’s risen smoothly from private schooling you see On to Oxford and then the city Now he’s the…
One man and his website Tried to fool the BBC Into thinking he was all of Scottish hospitality But he should’ve known better It didn’t work out too well Turns out it was just…
There’ll be shit all over The white cliffs of Dover And tampons as far as you can see All together now And applicators Will float by later These turd herds prove our sovereignty words:…
I’m totally scunnered Totally scunnered I’m totally scunnered Totally scunnered Can’t you see? Irn Bru ice cream I drank a jar of coffee And I took some of these And I’m totally scunnered Totally…