Nanny Is A Nazi
I am Jacob, look at me I’m fwom the nineteenth centuwy I know Latin, I know Gweek That mummy May has got a cheek She said that I was a big baby But it’s…
Politics
Naebdy Telt Me
Well, everybody’s talking and splitting bloody hairs Everybody’s breaking rules and no one really cares There’s matches in the commons, just below the stairs Always something happening and nothing going on There’s always something…
Running Out Of Energy
Is your thermostat still working Can you turn the heating down Is your supplier still in business Or been driven into the ground Remember back before all this shit Running wild and running free…
Little Rishi
It smells a little fishy Oh my little Rishi Smells a little fishy When your wife’s non-dom* You don’t have to work hard You can get a green card Lie until you get…
That’s George Galloway, Son (Snorting Animus mix)
R-E-S-P-E-C-T Indefatigability My son asked me who’s that man With the funny moustache and the funnier tan? I said he’s a big sensation That there is George Galloway, son George Galloway, son That’s George…
The Year Of The Cunt
The ghost of Jimmy Savile and James Blunt Conspiring to bring down the government That’s where we are in 2022 Jacob Rees, Nadine Dorries Brexit Opportunities? What is a satirist to do? After Trump…
Dorries
She was a girl from Liverpool Apparently she went to school She was a case of insanity Her name was Nadine, a cabinet MP She was an airhead who hated culture Circling the dead…
Digging A Hole
I’m digging a hole but I won’t jump in Just like that ditch I said I would die in Years ago I’m ditching the faxes, burying emails Denying the facts and all the details…
Fine Fine Fine
The Met’s been good to me, you know They’re happy as can be, you know They said so A slap on the wrist and a small fine Maybe twenty fines, you know Will keep…
Great Little Britain
“We went to bed as Great Britain and woke up as Little Britain” Britain, Britain, Britain… see also: