Totally Scunnered (Cox Mix)
I’m totally scunnered Totally scunnered I’m totally scunnered Totally scunnered Can’t you see? Irn Bru ice cream I drank a jar of coffee And I took some of these And I’m totally scunnered Totally…
Politics
Surrender (Plague Island variant)
Boris told me, yes, he told me, Learn to live with it He also told me, “stay away, you’ll never know what you’ll catch.” Just the other day I heard we’re going to ease…
Enjoy The Silence Of Nigel
Popular boys names Like David and James Are still holding on But there’s something wrong Now there are extremes Thanks to Film and memes Lucifer, Hercules Beat all of these Oliver and John, Ted…
Boris Beaker
From the EP, The Muppet Tories here’s the PM duetting with Beaker on ‘Ode To Me’ see also: The Muppet Tories
Bullshit Blitz
Are you ready Iain? Yes, Exactly Michael? Yes. Yes. Boris? ……. Alright fellas, let’s go! Oh this is getting easy Just spaffing about the blitz spirit All the oiks and papers Gobble up this…
The Muppet Tories
An EP featuring Muppet related songs about those pesky Tories. Tracks: Theme It’s Not Easy Being PM Mana Mana (Order! Order!) Boris Beaker Halfway Down The Steps (Douglas Ross) Get it here
I Don’t Wanna Go To Costa
words by @Tucker5law Photographs of Ms Coffey, time of her life at karaoke She thinks of all the cakes she licks And all the benefits she’s going to fix Gove’s drilling in Peru, gives…
My Eyes Betray Me
My eyes betray me Even as I lay a hand on you My eyes betray me I’m a million miles away from you It’s obvious that I’ll betray you So close, so close and…
Cock In A Tik Tok
Bitter, batter… Butter, butter…. Tosser One little slogan Done to death What a cunning stunt What a PR triumph Build back better But just change one letter It’s stinking patter Fucking stinking patter It’s…
Grand Old Duke
Oh the grand old Duke of York Had no discernible income So the queen is coughing up for him Now isn’t that fair dinkum So when you’re old and greying And your pension is…