At Work She’s A Tourist (Eh Up, Cinderella’s Here)
When Liz Truss met Sergei Lavrov it was like Mavis Riley meeting Ena Sharples. see also:
Politics
Brexit Opportunities
I’ve got champagne You’ve got the crooks Let’s make lots of money You’ve got the hat I’ve got the hair Let’s make lots of… Can’t get enough of scheming And taking the piss I’m…
Why Are You Asking Me That Question?
Nadine Dorries strikes again. see also:
Let’s Meet The Contestants
My name’s Jean Paul Saltire, I’m angsty and tight Like a moderator on The Guardian website Hell is other people and I should know This is my father Plato Hi, I’m Karl Marx, I…
Your Moral Compass Points To Hell
Priti Patel with a dirty look Knew right away that she’d have to get her hooks in you A-yeah yeah yeah It goes the same for all Tories If you wanna celebrate them for…
The Wrath Of Nadine Dorries
The morning sun touched lightly on The brains of Nadine Dorries In an empty dusty cavern Of an empty unused mind As she snarled like a numptie Dreaming of the big dog’s favours ‘Till…
Dick Wash
Ooh ooh Will you ever investigate Cos let me tell ya everybody’s sick of having to wait The system is not broke, it works a treat If you’re a prime minister or police chief…
Cool Fuckhats
The Met police investigate the No.10 parties Can I suggest they tackle the whole of the Tories please Liz Truss, Priti Patel, Dominic Raab, Michael Gove Rishi Sunak, Jacob Rees Mogg , Peter Bone…
Cake And Candles For Big Dog Bojo
While we all wait for Sue Gray Let’s find out what happened on Bawjaws’ birthday Well, of course they had a party (of course) And Lulu Lytle came down to play Well, we’ve got…
I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Get Vaxxed)
And I would do anything for love, Even appear on Question Time I would do anything for love, Stick to my principles until I die Oh I feel Fiona Bruce is speaking to me,…