The Sensational Patrick Harvie Band
We have whisky for breakfast Fuck The Zeitgeist That’s how we get through The Daily Reckless Is our bible Pumping Irn Bru We are the Sensational Patrick Harvie Band We are vocationally qualified to…
We have whisky for breakfast Fuck The Zeitgeist That’s how we get through The Daily Reckless Is our bible Pumping Irn Bru We are the Sensational Patrick Harvie Band We are vocationally qualified to…
In your mind you have capacities, you know To think about how you want the planet to go Please close your eyes and concentrate With every thought you think Upon the recitation we’re about…
What price will Scotland pay Asks Andrew Neil today The Greens and SNP are pissing on his tree I’m anti- monarchy Anti-wealth And anti-British Why must I be an eco-zealot Marxist? It’s not like…
As the milkshake shortage takes hold, we reminisce about past attacks… Well, shake it up, baby, now (Shake it up, baby) Splash the fash (splash the fash) C’mon c’mon, c’mon, c’mon, baby, now (Come…
Don’t tell Kath, woa, woa The government’s havin a laugh, woa, woa They’ve led us up the garden path, woa, woa I am an Oz envoy at last They’ve got Tim Henman (c’mon Tim!)…
What happens now? The fercalicious definition is to make our planet cooler So listen up y’all cos this is it The Federal Energy Regulatory Commission Better known as the F to the E to…
I saw a picture of you, o-o-oh, o-o-oh In a hi-vis jacket oh my When is it time for you to repay, o-o-oh, o-o-oh Your debt to society But you’re back on the gravy…
Ain’t no sunshine when he runs It’s not warm when he’s around Ain’t no sunshine when he runs And he’s always up his own arse Anytime he’s on TV Wonder this time if he’ll…
Peer of the realm With a nifty line in legalese He thinks he’s both Thelma And her best friend Louise One of these days he will have to find some principles But until then…
We’re the Gbeebies Sounding sad upon your TV screens Cos nobody is listening Our mothers cried They’re embarrassed, who’d blame them? But we’ve grown (we’re grown ups) So grown (so grown up) Now I…