The Met police investigate the No.10 parties
Can I suggest they tackle the whole of the Tories please
Liz Truss, Priti Patel, Dominic Raab, Michael Gove
Rishi Sunak, Jacob Rees Mogg , Peter Bone
They like to go to parties but they’re never on their own
I know it will never happen because they’re all big pals
It’s also like that on TV, they’re all cool guys and gals
In their fuckhats (cool fuckhats)

 

see also:

Tired Of Waiting For Sue Gray

The Muppet Tories