Bullshit Blitz
Are you ready Iain? Yes, Exactly Michael? Yes. Yes. Boris? ……. Alright fellas, let’s go! Oh this is getting easy Just spaffing about the blitz spirit All the oiks and papers Gobble up this…
Politics
The Muppet Tories
An EP featuring Muppet related songs about those pesky Tories. Tracks: Theme It’s Not Easy Being PM Mana Mana (Order! Order!) Boris Beaker Halfway Down The Steps (Douglas Ross) Get it here
I Don’t Wanna Go To Costa
words by @Tucker5law Photographs of Ms Coffey, time of her life at karaoke She thinks of all the cakes she licks And all the benefits she’s going to fix Gove’s drilling in Peru, gives…
My Eyes Betray Me
My eyes betray me Even as I lay a hand on you My eyes betray me I’m a million miles away from you It’s obvious that I’ll betray you So close, so close and…
Cock In A Tik Tok
Bitter, batter… Butter, butter…. Tosser One little slogan Done to death What a cunning stunt What a PR triumph Build back better But just change one letter It’s stinking patter Fucking stinking patter It’s…
Grand Old Duke
Oh the grand old Duke of York Had no discernible income So the queen is coughing up for him Now isn’t that fair dinkum So when you’re old and greying And your pension is…
Wage Growth
I’ve given you the most important metric Which is never mind life expectancy Never mind cancer outcomes Look at wage growth Look at wage growth Wage growth Look at wage growth Wage growth Never…
The Deluded English Patient
The weird and disturbing world of Keir Starmer and his strange notions of blood transfusion. see also:
Bla Bla Bla
Greta Thunberg mocks world leaders backed by Trio and Iggy Pop. see also:
Shapps’ Eye
I spy with Grant Shapps’ eye Something beginning with lorry driver He’s Dutch, he’s had enough Radio 4 say it’s just too much Grant Shapps, Grant Shapps, Grant Shapps! Grant Shapps clap your hands,…