The Loch Ness Monster
Cop brains are fried through misuse Through misuse, through misuse COP26 cop abuse Cop abuse, cop abuse With all your pals, you’re let loose You’re let loose, you’re let loose Take off, get out,…
Politics
Boris Just Wanna Have Fun
I wish I could have a big motorcade like Biden You can! I can’t. I’ve got to pretend to save the world so dream on You can! I can’t. I’ve got to sleep off…
COP26
COP 26 There’ll be some dirty tricks And top politics From a bunch of hypocrites Greta better stay out on strike No pope, no queen, no President Xi At COP 26 We’re all in…
Rishi Sunak
His daddy in law is a billionaire He’s got a few bob himself to be fair He’s risen smoothly from private schooling you see On to Oxford and then the city Now he’s the…
Scottish Hospitality Group
One man and his website Tried to fool the BBC Into thinking he was all of Scottish hospitality But he should’ve known better It didn’t work out too well Turns out it was just…
Brown Cliffs Of Dover
There’ll be shit all over The white cliffs of Dover And tampons as far as you can see All together now And applicators Will float by later These turd herds prove our sovereignty words:…
Totally Scunnered (Cox Mix)
I’m totally scunnered Totally scunnered I’m totally scunnered Totally scunnered Can’t you see? Irn Bru ice cream I drank a jar of coffee And I took some of these And I’m totally scunnered Totally…
Surrender (Plague Island variant)
Boris told me, yes, he told me, Learn to live with it He also told me, “stay away, you’ll never know what you’ll catch.” Just the other day I heard we’re going to ease…
Enjoy The Silence Of Nigel
Popular boys names Like David and James Are still holding on But there’s something wrong Now there are extremes Thanks to Film and memes Lucifer, Hercules Beat all of these Oliver and John, Ted…
Boris Beaker
From the EP, The Muppet Tories here’s the PM duetting with Beaker on ‘Ode To Me’ see also: The Muppet Tories